I still don’t get it. Guess I’ll be satisfied with the Erica durance and that chick that plays Clark’s cous. And not be concerned by any homo erotica that is read into it. My hands are clean and my thoughts are pure.
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"But somehow, despite having what is arguably the worst scripts ever, hubby and I tune in faithfully to Smallville every week during the first season. We aren't Superman fans. If truth be told, this show is simply the gayest show ever, surpassing even Star Trek in the slash quotient. Lex Luthor and Clark Kent's interactions in this show are simply screaming for a marriage to formalize their love story, while Chloe and Lana aren't above emanating lesboerotic tensions. Hubby can dream of Lana and Chloe getting it on, I can dream of Lex and Clark getting it on. Now that's democracy. Smallville has corrupted two innocent fuddy-wuddy senior citizens and it's all their fault, not ours. Kids, if you're reading this, your Mommy and Daddy are helpless thralls in face of the Slash Goodness Onslaught that is Smallville. ..."
Mrs. Giggles - Smallville (2001) The Complete First Season