I’ve always found this sort of a wierd story. Soldier writes tales of outrageous actions. Army investigates, and essentially says “boy, you’d better be making this up, ‘cause if not, your ass is in a sling.” Soldier then, not surprisingly, says that it was all artistic license.Provably untrue, and now, it is you taking artistic license by creating an imaginary scenario about which you hold only hearsay information.