[dennisw]

So I got eyeballs because some slimy paramecium had opsins. This is fantasy land

[ketsu]

So I got eyeballs because some slimy paramecium had opsins. This is fantasy land

Not really. But given the level of understanding on this board(with a few notable exceptions) you couldn't be expected to understand.

[Alter Kaker]

So I got eyeballs because some slimy paramecium had opsins. This is fantasy land.

Except hydra are animals and paramecia are protists, suggesting you don't know what the heck you're talking about.

Take even an intro bio course and you might be a little more able to avoid making yourself look like an under-informed dingbat.

[Nathan Zachary]

"So I got eyeballs because some slimy paramecium had opsins. This is fantasy land"

Amazing isn't it? Yet those slimey paramecium's never developed any. They just remained slimy paramecium for 600 million more years, never changing into anything. I still say the eyeball was the first living thing on earth, and just developed the opropriate body and apendages suitible for it's location and needs. a pair of eyeballs crawled out of the ocean and turned into mankind. The key to it all is rain. Lots and lots of rain.

[avacado]

"So I got eyeballs because some slimy paramecium had opsins. This is fantasy land"

The DEBATE is OVER!

All your eyeballs are belong to us!