But, he was only TRYING to get arrested, so he could work his way into the gang in prison to find who the connection is for the terrorist group that has a contact with a biomedical firm that cultivated a specific strain of neurotoxin that was discovered by Peace Corp volunteers during an outbreak of hemorrhagic fever and smuggled it back into the country in hopes of finding a cure for his Aunts boyfriends who is faking an illness who is ACTUALLY an agent a White Racist hate group that believes that 9-11 was caused to hide the TRUE events of the Waco attack and Ruby Ridge because the TRUE story was that Russian agents had infiltrated the CTU and Homeland Security by using a double agent in the Vice Presidents office who once had an affair with Jacks sister-in-law while Jacks father formed an off shore money laundering operation to supply funds for a revolution in a south African nation which has vast amounts of yellow cake that will be smuggled into an Arab nation that has been doing business with an Irish terror group that plans to infect the world by placing a virus into the dye used in all beers on St. Patrick's Day!
That is the WHOLE story, if you can HANDLE IT!!!