[PowderJ]

When the next tornado touches down in the Midwest and “destroys at least one home” I’ll gloat about the fact that it happened to people who aren’t me and therefore deserved it.

[1000 silverlings]

After the earthquake in SF in 1989, I was down in Texas in some small town, and had breakfast at a little place where all the pick-ups were parked, as everyone knows, that is where you want to eat.

Paying the tab, I saw a jar on the counter "for the earthquake victims", and it was full of dollar bills and change. That's America