Crab People from Russia! We’re doomed!
Crush them up by the ton and make diesel fuel.
Chto tyeper, smotri eta Russki krebski lyudii!!
Hitler fought them with tanks, and lost.
Now, just bring on the butter, lemon juice, and shell crackers! Nasha pobyeda!
Let us now enjoyably fight off the Russian crab invaders!
;^)