[Lorianne]

Is it just me, or does the author of the book seem to go way out of her way to make especially pointy points about her Southern Republican family members?

It almost seems like she had this child just to irk them.

[netmilsmom]

Welcome to the world, Baby.

Sorry I don’t know who your daddy was because I bought him online.

Kind of reminds me of the fishtank scene in “Finding Nemo” when they all tell where they came from, and the starfish says, “Ebay!”.

[Nervous Tick]

>> On Labor Day weekend... 41-year-old lesbian, had semen Fed Exed to her... here she was, a single woman accepting delivery of a stranger’s sperm at the summer home of her 70-year-old Republican Southern mother... headed upstairs by herself to “baste.”

I just about have myself convinced that there’s no sign of the End Times... that we humans have been depraved and perverted for many thousands of years, that this generation is nothin’ special when it comes to evil, and so forth.

Then I read stuff like this and I have to start over. :-(

[SIDENET]

Just wrong.

[Nervous Tick]

Ewww. I wonder how many drinks she had to buy the turkey baster to get "him" into bed.

[montag813]

Is it just me, or does the author of the book seem to go way out of her way to make especially pointy points about her Southern Republican family members? It almost seems like she had this child just to irk them.

That is what being "gay" is all about. There is nothing else. They are forever the wounded child, the child of abuse or rejection. Their whole life is wrapped up in it. But the majority of them never heal, never get help, they just drift deeper and deeper into their pathology of pain and denial.

[Mjaye]

Instead, here she was, a single woman accepting delivery of a stranger’s sperm at the summer home of her 70-year-old Republican Southern mother, then informing the prospective grandmother that she was headed upstairs by herself to “baste.” (Think: turkey baster.) <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Sounds like the 41-year-old is still rebelling against the folks and their establishment ways.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Nothing better demonstrates the selfish “it’s all about me” attitudes of liberals than this.

It is no wonder liberals and their constituencies have the most psychological, physical, financial and relationship problems.

It’s all about them.

[Disambiguator]

Nothing says romance like FedExed semen and a turkey baster.

[RichInOC]

On Labor Day weekend, a midwife's favorite holiday, Louise Sloan, a 41-year-old lesbian, had semen Fed Exed to her mother's summer place in Kennebunkport, Maine.

Personally, when it comes to semen, I hold by the old-fashioned method. If it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight...deliver it yourself. (Of course, I can. I'm a guy.)

By the way..."Mom, I'm going up to my room to baste?" My, that's just dripping with romance, isn't it? (Metaphorically, that is. Literally, of course, it's dripping with something else.)

[keepitreal]

“Mommie, where did I come from?”

“FEDEX”

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

I liked the actual act of making the baby. These guys are missing the big picture.