"stupid crap" like this is designed to instill good order and discipline and gets you into the habit of following orders, something which you no doubt would find great difficulty in doing. If your friends/acquaintances have any brains they'll ignore a putz like you.
Get bent, dickhead. You don't know anything about me or my experience or where I've been or what I've done. And you sure as hell had better be a combat vet if you think you can even begin to talk to me like that.