Side bet:
He has a tanker truck and told the gas stations he would sell them really cheap gas that he, uh, found.
Then he’s suck their tank dry, goober the measurement equipment to show the owner a big delivery, and get a check made out to cash (or maybe even cash money) for $2.00 a gallon.
He gets the gas and cash!
The owner thought he was buying stolen gas, so he’s a *little* reluctant to come forward...
“The owner thought he was buying stolen gas, so he’s a *little* reluctant to come forward...”
Brilliant!