[TRY ONE]

Let’s apologize for FDR who started us down the road to Socialism!

[PA-RIVER]

On behalf of the Clintons I officially apologize:

1. To the Branch Davidians who were torched.
2. To the women, either fondled, abused, threatened, etc.
3. To all those who had their taxes raised by Clinton.
4. To the Cuban boy sent back to Castro.
5. To all those who went to prison on their behalf.

Basically, to all Americans. (Chelsea Clinton Included.)