You can stop reading right there. I know I did.
People who open with such a line might as well take a Sharpie and write "I AM A BITTER IDIOT" across their foreheads.
I know better now; I hope this article will enlighten free-thinking, observant young people that fame and financial success are only sometimes connected to smarts, skill, and credibility. It will give them a leg-up on life to to realize that in the corporate world as well as media, politics, and entertainment, fame and financial success are sometimes determined solely by the credulity and shallowness of those who pay their salaries.