Well, you take a shot at the “Republican” mayor and then focus on the Bush administration policies that make working men go out and mug people to feed their families and pay for health care.
Then you claim it is a conspiracy. The Republicans paid the mugger. If he didn’t take the job, his kids would starve and die from lack of health insurance.
When they arrest a crackhead for doing it, you just ignore that because the seriousness of the charges trumps the weight of evidence
It started as a rape. Then she let him have an earful of her whiny, nasal bitching. He’s now considering a career change.