So this lawyer, beaming with delight about his new Lexus pulls up in front of his office to show it off. As he opens his door, a car comes along and takes the door clean off. There just happens to be a cop right there as it happened. The lawyer jumps out screaming "My Lexus, my Lexus.. Ooohh my new Lexus is ruined. It will never be like new again.
The cop says to the lawyer, " you lawyers make me sick, your arm is missing from the elbow down, you're bleeding all over, and all you can do is scream about your Lexus"
The lawyer looks down at his missing arm and screams, "my Rolex, my Rolex, where is my Rolex!!"