The cars are even faster now that NASCAR is a spec series.
Posted on 10/15/2007 9:48:58 AM PDT by stratboy
Fed•neck \ˈfed-ˌnek\ (noun): Democrat government official who believes NASCAR fans are filthy, disease-carrying Republican hicks
I always knew the government elite looked down their noses at NASCAR fans, but I had no idea they thought these fans literally carry a contagious form of red state rash. Due to this fear, the thought of attending races caused a group of fednecks to seek protection.
Recently, several Democrat House staffers were on a "fact finding mission" for the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, part of this duty involves attending NASCAR races, beginning with one at Talladega just over a week ago. Democrats obviously feared that without immunization they'd be defenseless against a pox that can turn even the staunchest of liberals into Larry the Cable Guy in mere hours.
As a result, just in case, before going to the race, the staffers were immunized against hepatitis A, hepatitis B, tetanus, diphtheria and influenza. The hepatitis B was, of course, merely a precautionary measure just in case one of them accidentally had sex with Pamela Anderson.
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I saw Mississippi’s Rep. Bennie Thompson on the news trying to explain this B.S. by saying the staffers were “first responders”, implying that their safety was much more important than, yours or mine. Honestly I would bet my chance of catching a disease would be higher in his district than at a NASCAR race. The man is a moron, who I am sure has a job for life.
Apparently, part of this duty involves attending NASCAR races, beginning with one at Talladega just over a week ago...
What are the other parts of the duty? That is to say, where else were they traveling?
Southerners have cootes. Ewwww!
These are my numbers in no particular order - except the first, because he is from my home state and Enumclaw, WA.: Go Kasey and the Budweiser 9 car., 20, 48, 5, 17, 24, 07, 7, 29, 44, 43, 19, and 10.
Liberals and NASCAR - their loss.
I like the 48, 24, and 8 (in that order).
Go JJ
I’d like nothing better than the #48 car beating the #24 car.
The cars are even faster now that NASCAR is a spec series.
They got vaccinated because they didn't want to catch Patriotism from the NASCAR fans.
More ignorance from democrats. Soon their approval rating will be at 10%.
I read all the Republican staffers that were offered the shots, refused the shots.
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