I can live with the gaudy and tasteless houses, the criminal overuse of cologne, the spoiled, insolent children and their 90k cars, the cultural insularity, the ridiculous levels of political corruption, the chain smoking, the violation of our immigration laws, too much plastic surgery, and so much tacky gold jewelry that it would have emptied out the Homestake Claim, but I have to draw the line when a noisy group of Armenians threatens to wreck relations with one of our strongest allies in the region in a time of war. Be content with Glendale.
I find it harder to live around obese americans with egos bigger than their brains
and cookie cutter suburban lives next to malls and tasteless foods, than to live next to Armenians and their shortcomings.