Every Southerner knows there are 2 classes of Yankees.
There are the regular, garden variety who visit, express their disdain and leave.
Then there are the DAM Yankees who visit and never leave!
/s
Hey, I resemble that remark. LOL,, I even bought a couple holes in the ground so they'll plant my yankee ass here forever. bwwwwaaaaaahhahhahahhahahhahhah