“That email I got from that nice lady in Nigeria is not a scam! When I get my share of that $100,000.00 I am so going to laugh!”
$100,000? HA! I’m in the process of helping to recover $10,000,000 dollars in gold seized by the government of Nigeria. It only going to cost me $10,000 for the processing fee. I’m going to send the money as soon as he sends me $5000 to help get my inheritance released.
Your nice Nigerian person is nicer than my nice Nigerian person so now I have to sue you... and him for discrimination.