“The organ in question measured 1.25in”....
This is easy to explain...Napoleon was Italian while the Iron Duke was Irish
The greatest French/British exchange ever:
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
(laughing)
"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
Because the French are starting to do something (Deport) about their problem involving “Youths” (Islamic Thugs) and the Brits, and the rest of Europe) lack the back bone to do the same?
This crap sounds like it came from some of those British gentlemen who astonish the world by their amazingly sportsman-like behavior at soccer matches - as throwing bottles at the players and instigating murderous riots.
We can be thankful that they are not representative of a good and beautiful nation and its people.