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Putin Gets New Awesome Superpowers For His Birthday
Peoples Cube ^ | 10-10-07 | Red Square

Posted on 10/11/2007 3:57:23 PM PDT by dynachrome

Each year spent in the Kremlin makes the Motherland's President stronger, endowing him with more superpowers unbeknownst to man.

Putin can find out your home address just by looking at your comment on any website.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Russia
KEYWORDS: kgb; putin; russia; superpowers
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Putin can save the world!
1 posted on 10/11/2007 3:57:35 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: Froufrou; Northern Yankee; Cagey; Letaka; lillie_ivy

My birthday too. Does any of this rub off?!!


2 posted on 10/11/2007 4:01:37 PM PDT by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: dynachrome

Where do I live, Pootie-Poot?


3 posted on 10/11/2007 4:03:01 PM PDT by wastedyears (George Orwell was a clairvoyant.)
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To: Shimmer

Now he knows your home address!


4 posted on 10/11/2007 4:03:54 PM PDT by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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To: Shimmer

5 posted on 10/11/2007 4:06:43 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: wastedyears

Probably not mine.


6 posted on 10/11/2007 4:07:04 PM PDT by txhurl (Yes there were WMDs)
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To: dynachrome
Putin can find out your home address just by looking at your comment on any website.

Hey, Vladimir: Yob tvoyu mat!

If you find my house, I'll be the guy in the window with the M1A.

7 posted on 10/11/2007 4:11:49 PM PDT by Ancesthntr
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To: dynachrome

Hey Putin! Screw you in the nose!


8 posted on 10/11/2007 4:15:27 PM PDT by OKSooner
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I want cool superpowers for my birthday. It’s only 3 days away.


9 posted on 10/11/2007 4:16:11 PM PDT by wastedyears (George Orwell was a clairvoyant.)
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To: dynachrome
If you pass this message to at least 10 different comrades in the next 15 minutes, you will receive an unexpected government subsidy and your enemies will have their gas and water cut off for a whole week.

However, if you ignore this message, bad luck will fall upon you. Garry Kasparov of Moscow disregarded this message. The next day his patience ran out, he took to the streets badmouthing Putin, and was arrested for inciting a riot. Other people who ignored this message include Alexander Litvinenko, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Paul Klebnikov, Anna Politkovskaya, and countless others.

So what are you waiting for?

10 posted on 10/11/2007 5:00:40 PM PDT by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: Westlander

What was that? A birthday cake, I hope. (the only one I’ll get, if it is)


11 posted on 10/11/2007 5:01:13 PM PDT by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: wastedyears

If you don’t make a profile page, you won’t get any superpowers. tsk tsk


12 posted on 10/11/2007 5:02:21 PM PDT by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: Shimmer

I don’t know what to put on it.


13 posted on 10/11/2007 5:04:29 PM PDT by wastedyears (George Orwell was a clairvoyant.)
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To: wastedyears

How about....

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY IN THREE DAYS!!!!!


14 posted on 10/11/2007 5:06:24 PM PDT by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: wastedyears

How about....

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY IN THREE DAYS!!!!!


15 posted on 10/11/2007 5:06:44 PM PDT by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: Shimmer

It works well for a tagline. :)


16 posted on 10/11/2007 6:18:07 PM PDT by wastedyears (I turn 22 in three days.)
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To: wastedyears

Excellent!! (just remember to change it every day)


17 posted on 10/11/2007 6:26:34 PM PDT by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: Shimmer

I will


18 posted on 10/11/2007 6:33:32 PM PDT by wastedyears (I turn 22 in three days.)
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To: Shimmer
Hey... Happy belated birthday!

Bet you're having more fun than putin.

19 posted on 10/12/2007 3:50:34 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: dynachrome

I don’t think so. We’re talking about Vlad Putin, not Chuck Norris.


20 posted on 10/12/2007 3:53:29 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich!)
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