What did he do with the penis after cutting it off? I suspect most Islamists have latent homo issues.
Bobbit tosses her man's manliness out of her car window just as she approaches the on-coming car with the two old ladies inside.
The manliness hits the two old ladies' widshiled and sticks there for one brief second before bouncing off. The old lady driving gasps in horror and screams to her passenger; "Oh my God Mabel! Did you sse the size of the d*** on that f***ing bug!?!"
...gee...I hope I don't get banned for that one