That was one of the funniest lines from Dan Jenkin’s “Baja, Oklahoma.”
“If it drives, flys, floats, or f**ks, rent it, don’t buy it.”
The other was the 10 stages of drunkeness.
I had the book but it was light-fingered some time ago.
If anyone has the “10” stages, please post them. I can’t remember them all in order.