[ridesthemiles]

Who wants to bet that Vicky Barker never dated the high school quarterback and still doesn’t date men???

[CholeraJoe]

She has the bitterness of a third-string softball shortstop.

[Clioman]

“Who wants to bet that Vicky Barker never dated the high school quarterback?”

This presumes the quarterback saw any reason to ask her out in the first place.

Hey, Vick — why not suit up and see how equal you can be out on the field? Or does your equality stop just short of being tackled?

[delphirogatio]

I was gonna say, talk about some serious penis envy!