[mbraynard]

About seven or eight times now I since I moved to this neighborhood have driven myself home stone-cold drunk. If I was breathalized I would have busted the machine and then they would have to start making them with a sticker that said 'Warrenty Void if Used to Test This Guy.'

I never hurt anyone though. So we're cool, right?

And if I had a kid, I'd be cool with the example I set for him because while I was pretty sure I could drive in that condition, well, if he *thinks* he can, too, then, hell, who am I to criticize.

So, In other words, Dave Elias, why must you be so obtuse?

[wagglebee]

LMAO!

Great analogy!