Hey just tell them you only have to go to church one day a week not five times each day. Should be an easy sell. Also, tell them there are alot of churches that let you believe anything you want so there isn’t much asked of you for converting. Finally, tell them thats where all the hot American chicks are.
Christian cow says "I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation of everyone who believes."
LOL! I know you’re being humerous, but I’ve got to tell you, my problem is not that I only “have” to worship one day a week...I love the Lord so much that it takes all I have not to sing his praises out loud seven days a week, 24-hours a day! :-D