Dear Proud Yankee Fans:
I know we are all disappointed that our beloved pinstripers
have lost the division series to the Cleveland Braves.
I really thought that with players like Alex Posada
and Derek Giambi and a manager like Joe Zimmer, we had
no way we could lose.
It was a bad night in Cleveland when those bugs caused
our pitcher Jabba Chambermaid to give up the lead, and
I know the team was very distracted by the local fans
doing the “Tomahawk Chop”. But I just talked to
George Steinbrenner and he assures me that Joe Zimmer
will be back next year, and the year after that, too.
But enough about our beloved team, which has won
43 world championships. Now I need you to help me
win the ultimate championship: the Presidency. With
a donation to Team Hillary, I will send you a very
nice lapel pin with Yankee pinstripes to show you
how much I appreciate your contribution.
Please send your donation to:
Hillary ‘08
c/o Norman Hsu and Sandy Burglar
Chappaqua, NY
Love,
Hillary Rob’Em Clinton
Well done.
rofl.
Good work. With a fan like Hilary how could they lose?