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Children of Che Guevara Visit Iran

Aleida and Camilo Guevara, children of Castro pal and communist thug, Ernesto “Che” Guevara, recently paid a visit to Iran. Iranian Minister of Culture and Islamic Guidance Mohammad-Hossein Saffar Harandi paid tribute to Che Guevara and said Iran and Cuba have at least one point in common, both have “an abiding hatred of America.”

Harandi avowed that he has admired Cuba’s progress over the years, and congratulated Aleida and Camilo on their country’s “triumph over Western materialism and decadence. I only hope my country can do as well.”

Aleida Guevara said she and her brother were glad to be able to visit Iran. “We are here as representatives of the Cuban Revolution and are proud to announce our solidarity with Iran. Your Ayatollah Khomeini and our Fidel have so much in common. Both have been the victims of vicious propaganda. America has tried to portray Fidel as a brutal dictator, but this is a lie. He is loving and considerate. For my sixteenth birthday he gave me the ear of a counterrevolutionary, which I frequently wear as a necklace to this day.”

Aleida apologized for her brother’s inability to speak on his own behalf. “Since he has been reeducated all he can do is grin foolishly,” Aleida said. “But he, like all Cubans, is happy. That’s more than can be said for our countrymen who have been lured to America where they have no health insurance and are cruelly exploited by capitalist pigs.”

Born in Argentina, Che Guevara served as Castro’s right-hand man during the revolution. After several years as Cuba’s chief executioner, he left Cuba in 1965, reappearing the following year as an insurgent leader in Bolivia where he was captured by the Bolivian army and shot in 1967. He is commemorated by a tee shirt worn by communists and morons throughout Europe and the United States.