I got a speeding ticket in October. Of 1973. That was my last moving violation.
For some reason cops seem to like me. A few years back I had a visit from the narc squad, they were quite pleasant and professional, did their search, found little. I had a used 5 gal Freon drum for waste engine oil and someone had reported I was running a meth lab.
No muss, no fuss, thank you and have a nice day.
Except I'd demand the name of the person who informed so they could be made to pay for their false report.