[steve-b]

Is the Hall going to unveil a statue with a wide stance?

[Bonaparte]

Better yet, a wide stance tap routine. They could put it right next to a statue of Arlen Specter chasing his magic bullet with a Scottish law book tucked under his arm.

You remember Specter, right? He's the guy who went on national TV last month and practically demanded that Craig withdraw his plea and have a circus trial.