Oh Gheesh! Don’t give him any ideas!
-He's rich but knows poverty...his daddy worked in a cotton mill.
-Johnny lived in a mill house (reported to have only TWO rooms.)
-Mean NC voters refused to re-elect him for a 2nd term to the Senate.
-His son died in an automobile accident.
-His wife has cancer (and a mean mouth).
-He has good hair.
-He claims to be a "very good person" but hates Bush.
-He will bring the troops home NOW (never mind those ole terrorists).
ALL qualifications to be the next President?