[billorites]

"The child will be able to track down its biological father on turning 18."

or the first time he Googles himself.

[Rastus]

or the first time he Googles himself.

"Stop Googling yourself. You'll go blind."

[mamelukesabre]

You know, I’ve never googled myself...ever. I mean on the internet of course. I’m afraid to see what I would get.