Well, as the un-official FR Prime Minister of silly explanations, I am more than happy to take a crack at it. I appreciate the opportunity to demonstrate my ample skills at political spin...
Mr. Paul is exercising his Consitutional rights under the 21st Amendment...he was drunk when he agreed to go on Alex Jones' show.
The judge has thrown the book at him and issued strict instructions from the bench.
Ron has agreed to enter rehab. Do I win the award for silliest explanation? What is my prize? A lifetime supply of rice a roni, free copy of the FR homegame?:-)