SecState: Ramsay Clark
Sec Def: Mahatma Ghandi (OK, he's dead but it is not as though he would have been expected to actually DO anything)
SecHHS: Simon Legree
SecHUD: Leona Helmsley (OK, she's dead but....)
Sec Treas: Midas Mulligan (OK, so he's fictional but isn't PaleoPaulie fictional as well?)
National Security Advisor: Osama bin Laden
SecArmy: International A.N.S.W.E.R. designee
SecNavy: Pink Ladies' Designee
SecAirForce: Cindy Sheehan
SecCommerce: Dual secretaries: Warren Buffett and George Soros
Drug Czar: Sean Penn
SecAgriculture: Whoever has the biggest Mary Jane acreage.
SecHomelandSecurity: The Arkansas Antichrist or his designee
Minister of Silly Explanations: James "The Serpent" Carville
Secretary of Edumakashun: Ward Churchill
Attorney General: Michael Nifong
SecVeterans'Affairs: Muhammed El Kaboomski
FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!
Sec Def: Mahatma Ghandi (OK, he's dead but it is not as though he would have been expected to actually DO anything)
SecVeterans'Affairs: Muhammed El Kaboomski
SecAgriculture: Whoever has the biggest Mary Jane acreage.
I've got one:
Minister of Silly 9/11 Theories: Alex Jones
My brother-on-law, who I always assumed was normal in any conversation we've had in the past, at the last family function started railing about the "quagmire" of Iraq and neocons and brought up Tower Seven (cue spooky music). Then he said something about Alex Jones. I stopped him right there. I put my hand up and said, "Whoa, if you are going to use Alex Jones in support of any of your arguments, this conversation is over." He really was stunned. So was my mother-in-law who started stammering and trying to change the subject.
I wonder if he is a Paulestinian.