[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

["Matthews accused him of being another Zell Miller but Stewart said that, unlike the former senator, he would not challenge Matthew to a duel."]

Zell Miller stomped directly on Matthews' diminutive penis in front of a national audience. Matthews sputtered and groveled like the fool that he is. It was one of the best interviews I have ever seen!

[Publius]

I've long had fantasies of ABC Sports featuring the duel live from the National Dueling Grounds in Weehauken, NJ.

Matthews' famous last words: "Zell, you're kidding, right?"