[Kirkwood]

We wouldn’t have these problems in the US if the government would simply ban all stones. We already know that when you put one of those illegal assault stones in the hands of a Christian, all hell is going to break loose. Stones are banned in the UK and it is like muslim heaven over there.

[Greg F]

We wouldn’t have these problems in the US if the government would simply ban all stones. We already know that when you put one of those illegal assault stones in the hands of a Christian, all hell is going to break loose.

But if we banned Christians AND stones we would be doubly safe in our practice of adultery.