From my point of view, that explains why they're single.
I now live in Texas, so it's less of a problem, and when I DO run into a chick like this, usually in Austin, I can lay out the verbal smackdown with the full approval of my peers and community. It's very refreshing, actually.
It usually culminates with something akin to "OK, that's great Star Flower, but until they DO find Rove's hurricane-creating machine, you're just a kook with hairy armpits; perhaps if you cleaned yourself up, lost 15 lbs and learned to cook a man would take interest."