OMG, you’re series, aren’t you? I hear back massagers are legal in every state, and with a little bit of creative thinking just might eliminate that excessive tension.
I’m serious that states, like the federal government, only have (or at least are supposed to only have) those powers delegated to them by the people. As far the actual “toys” go, I could care less who uses them or not as that immaterial. If your only comment concerning this view is suggesting I use a back massager to relieve some claimed “tension” then I suggest that you missed the point. So to speak.