Yesterday I had finally had it with the bee infestation on my front porch. I called the pest elimination service and they came in and did the job - thousands of dead bees.
Shortly thereafter my doorbell rang. It was a wide-eyed Univ. of Washington student with a "Sierra Club" badge around his neck. He wanted to talk to me about Global Warming and get me to contribute to the cause.
You should have seen the look on his face when I told him; "Global Warming is a fraud, Al Gore is distorted propagandist...and, by the way, about an hour ago, I just had the porch fumigated to kill bees and your standing in a Super Fund toxic waste site."
My most effective job of getting rid of these pests ever...Sierra Club, not the bees!
You forgot to mention that then you went inside and laughed hysterically.
I went to a friends place in Highlands N.C. recently and he has a neighbor nutjob who wore a hazmat suit to spray round up on weeds in his yard.
Respirator, goggles, hod, the whole enchelada. Again I laughed my can off.