I don’t drink. Haven’t for 10 years. But, if this happened to me, 1) Mustapha would check out my legal product, 2) Mustapha would lose his job, or, 3) Sainsbury’s would lose my business.
Then you put your bags in Achmed’s cab and he gets all verklempt about the booze and pigcicles and boots you out of that cab. Call the cab company and sent his ass packing for Pakistan, Dubai, Iran or wtf ever.