[Vigilanteman]

Hey, unfair! Eleanor Roosevelt was better looking than Hillary. In fact, she still is.

Nonetheless, I can't resist telling this joke my Daddy told me about Eleanor:

ER is on a train, trying to wend her way back to the first class car. She bumps into a drunken sot wending his way in the opposite direction.

The drunk exclaims "Eleanor! It's true! You are the ugliest woman I ever laid eyes on." Eleanor shouts back "And you are the most drunken, disgusting man I've ever crossed paths with."

"Yup," said the drunk, "but in a few more hours, I'll be sober."

[Little Bill]

The true joke is, Churchill vs Lady Astor at a dinner.

Winston, you are drunk, Hitlery voice.

Yes Madam, I am drunk and you are ugly, in the morning I will be sober.

Eleanor Joke from 56 years ago, I was 5 when my Grandad told me this, Grandads are important.

Eleanor walks into the Rose Garden wearing a Gas Mask and says to Franklin, on his first fifth of Gin, "Franklin, what is different about me?"

Franklin, "Is it your shoes?

Eleanor, "No Franklin." Rising voice.

Franklin, "Is it your dress?"

Eleanor, "No Franklin! Voice rising higher."

Franklin "Is it your hair do?

Eleanor, "No Franklin, I am wearing a gas mask! Hitlery Lamp thowing rage.

Franklin, "Sorry dear I hadn't noticed.