Posted on 09/29/2007 6:39:36 AM PDT by Kid Shelleen
You sleigh me.
Open bottle of Dr, Pepper. Not too cold.
Place thumb on top FIRMLY
Shake vigorously, or whatever passes for "vigorously" in your crowd.
Aim.
Shoot. I.E., Release your thumb WITHOUT DROPPING THE BOTTLE.
Fill space thus created in said Dr. Pepper bottle with corn whisky.
Swirl and drink.
"You can'ta fool me! Dere is'a no Sandy Clause!"
I would like to give khat-growing a try, although I wonder if the humid Houston climate (on my balcony) is too far removed from the dry desert environment from whence it came, in order to grow successfully......
Two years ago the FBI honcho in the Apple said khat profits find their way to AQ. I wouldn't be surprised.
How long do you think it would take us, a coupla old white guys, to cop some on Atlantic Ave?
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How long has your mom been in?
Well, if we dressed in motorcycle jackets, boots and jeans like Rudy and Al........
Not long enough =P
I say go for it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khat#Cultivation_and_uses
You might want to study the control status, though. ;o)
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