“Ice House”
ouch!
You know the real definition of an alcoholic?
Someone who can’t patiently wait, no matter how long it takes, for something decent to be offered.
I’m the kind of guy that can’t buy a case of beer because it sits around so long that I throw it out because I’m worried it’s not fresh enough to offer guests. Yet, nonetheless I have drank an Ice House. You would think that would make me an alcoholic by your definition and yet . . .