Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'

thisislondon.co.uk ^ | 28 September 2007

[burzum]

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

[burzum]

Fool! The real threat is zombies!

Well, I suppose that this shelter can be dual purpose. And it might be especially useful if the aliens turn people into zombies.

[Falcon4.0]

Damn that’s funny.

[ArrogantBustard]

Poor little clams.

Snap! Snap! Snap!

[George from New England]

I already did that. Done.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Idiot.

[Missey_Lucy_Goosey]

"Fool! The real threat is zombies!"

Don't forget werewolves.

[KarlInOhio]

I, for one, welcome Xenu as our new alien overlord.

[wastedyears]

Maybe they’ll test it out, and like it so much they don’t come back to the surface.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

“That boy’s cheese done slipped off his cracker!”

[Tijeras_Slim]

fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

Everyone's a critic.

[saganite]

He took a pretty good beating from the aliens in War Of the Worlds. I guess he learned his lesson. He’ll be ready next time!

[sarasota]

Or is it a nuke resistant facility to protect himself from Iran?

[KarlInOhio]

Where wolf?

[Greg F]

Fool! The real threat is zombies!

NO! THE THREAT IS ALIENS, NOT ZOMBIES.

[Andy from Beaverton]

[stefanbatory]

y’all did notice that the article’s source was “American magazine The Star,” didn’t you? And we all know that the Star checks their facts, rechecks them, and checks them again...

[RetSignman]

It’s too late, you little couch jumper, they’ve already invaded and have total control of your mind.

[BallyBill]

Puny Earthlings will Tremble when Morbo's friends arrive

[traumer]

[Missey_Lucy_Goosey]

In Harlem, Slick Willie’s digs.(wink)