P.S.: Were it in my power, I would hand you your goofy tricorner hat, kick you in the ass and send you on your way. But I am but a guest here, so parody and satire and ridicule of your aforementioned beliefs are the only tools I have.
The level of discourse I've come to expect from the hysterical.
I sorry that you did not get the gift of being able to support your views with a reasoned, coherent argument.