[norton]

I cannot imagine a Norwegian doing worse than the Indian teeny boppers who inhabit the "customer service" world that I am most likely to be in communication (sic) with today.

(Give yourself some comic relief - ask 'em what the weather is like in Delhi)

[ashtanga]

To be frank, most of the American college graduates I meet today can’t speak English, nor do they know history, the times table, geometry, logic, rhetoric, basic thinking skills....