"What are you guys going to do if it turns out that the disembodied brain of William Shakespeare, kept alive by Nazi scientists all these years in a secret underground government bunker, actually dictated every last episode of Jake and the Fatman?"
"What are you guys going to do if Celine Dion becomes an ace reliever for the Houston Astros next year?"
"What are you guys going to do if it turns out that Batman and the Easter Bunny are actually real?"
Notice what all four of the queries listed above have in common.
You forgot the spittake warning.