LOL!! 
I don't know if you saw the movie "300" yet, but there is a scene where Xerxes comes unglued after the Spartans thump his guys again, so has one of his commanders beheaded.
Reminds me of that.
Syrian and Iranian heathens: “Achmed, we have the latest gadgets from our neo-bolshie comrads. We will soon be ready to wipe out the eeeeevil little satan and great satan, may allah be forever fubared.”
A few minutes later: “Achmed, our screens just went blank, all the gadgets have gone haywire, then silent. What is wrong? Quick, push the reset button! Huh, you did push the resent button?!?! Try rebooting! Huh, you did try rebooting?!?! WTF?!??!”
One minute later, the following appears on their screens: “We’re sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected. Tough noogies, bubbe. This ain’t allah (may be be always fubared) speaking, and it ain’t the Avon Lady, either. Kindest regards, the IAF on behalf of Adonai Elohim.”
[Massive rush in Syria and Iran to change drawers]
LOL!! I don't know if you saw the movie "300" yet, but there is a scene where Xerxes comes unglued after the Spartans thump his guys again, so has one of his commanders beheaded.
Reminds me of that.