Ron Paul is like an attorney. A great attorney inteprets the meaning of the law based on current times to the judge & jury for the good of his client, and ultimately victory. A bad attorney simply gives the strict definition of the law and reads it verbatim from the textbook and such laws may have been crafted 50 years ago and therefore carry little influence in swaying the courtroom leading to defeat. That is Ron Paul, a bad attorney running for President. Do I admire his patriotism in general, despite being unaware this is 2007 and not 1975? Yes. Will I vote for him? No.
Yeah, he's totally like a lawyer and a doctor and like an Indian chief and all. Ron Paul's so totally awesome. I think Ron Paul's also like God. Man, Ron Paul is going to save the world. Ron Paul's also like a fireman and a banker and a guy who stamps documents and stuff.
Dude, I'm so stoked on Ron Paul that I wear a powdered wig to my job at Taco Bell. It really freaks The Man, you know? Dig?