Jack, you are 10 years too late. The last conservative in Norway was, shot, cooked, and eaten by Muslim immigrants last week. The Norwegian police got a tip and immediately apprehended the disaffected youths at table in a luxurious apartment paid for by Norsk Welfare, but immediately released them, pointing out that the now deceased and consumed conservative had been acting in a provocative manner that offended the sensibilities of those who believe in Shar'ia.