There is parallel universe exactly like this thread - but different. ;)
You could slip into a parallel universe and never notice. In fact this could be happening 400 billion times a second.
Where's the universe where I'm taggin' Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock and that blonde 19 year old on Dancing With The Stars at the same time? That's the universe I want. But noooooooooo, my parallel self is doing that. He always gets the fun sh!t.