This is Detroit Metro airport.
Well, crap. I’m catching a flight to Frankfurt out of DTW in November, and from there to Tel Aviv.
FReepers have any suggestions on how to avoid being felt up by this Mohammedan, that won’t result in missing my flight and ending up in a jail cell?
“FReepers have any suggestions on how to avoid being felt up by this Mohammedan, that won’t result in missing my flight and ending up in a jail cell?”
Wear as little metal as possible. Don’t carry any liquids, gels, creams, pastes that are larger than 3.4 ounces in your carry on luggage.
Wear arab garb.